I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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