May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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