my soul wont recognize me after tonight
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Success! We fucked roommates!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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