Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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