Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
honey bunches of taint.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Randomize
