Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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