Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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