omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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