We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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