I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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