On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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