Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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