I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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