he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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