Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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