i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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