i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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