I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I believe in your delicious
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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