Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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