Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
pray to the hookup gods
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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