? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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