Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
