I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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