Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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