What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
me + whiskey = a bad person
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
