One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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