google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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