oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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