Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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