Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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