allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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