And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
All the doctor said was why
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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