people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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