On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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