Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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