I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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