with your own penis?
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
She needs sedatives and a leash
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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