i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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