$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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