dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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