I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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