Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
