I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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