There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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