sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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