Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
