Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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