brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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