You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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