And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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