More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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