i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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