And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
