He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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