The maid of honor just puked.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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